EPSTEEN
ISLAND
THE EPSTEEN FILES
Grab the files. Haul them to the shredder. The press is on you.
Carry more per trip for far more points — but a full armful
slows you down, and getting caught scatters the whole stack.
When the clock hits zero, the story breaks and the run is over.
Grab a distraction to change the subject and buy another news cycle.
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